The Million Dollar Cheeto
I've read this thing a few times, and I honestly can't decide if the seller is being extraordinarily sincere, or extraordinarily sarcastic. I mean, lines like
I prayed for a way to enable me to do more for others and aid their needs. In answer to my prayers…I didn't get a million dollars instead I got a Cheeto with a heart! And on the flip-side it smiles!!! No kidding! It’s totally awesome.
could go either way. This auction's been up for over a year now, and he's got 31 offers, and I'd love to know what they are. Is he holding out for the million? If someone came to him and said "look, I've only got $800,000" would he turn it down?
All I know is, if I was in a financial position to literally waste a million dollars, I would buy that Cheeto. And I would carry it with me in it's little box and use it as the greatest conversation stater ever. Perhaps, if a million of us get together and donate a dollar, we can pitch in and buy it and have it once a day for, like, every million days. That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?